Can you wipe out that much red?
me: *waves at a dog being walked*
dog’s owner: *waves at me*
DEAN WINCHESTER! HOW DARE YOU DRIVE SO RECKLESSLY! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL’S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY IN HEAVEN AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER WHEEL OVER THE LINE, CAS WILL TAKE YOUR KEYS! -Oh, and Sammy boy, congratulations on still being alive, your mother and I are so proud.
Did you just made a wonderful unexpected crossover ?
Let’s just take a second to appreciate that Loki fights like his mum.
And that’s awesome.
"Loki, sweetheart, you cannot fight just like Thor. You are puny. Your best tools are speed, cunning, and magic."
"But isn’t magic cheating, mother?"
"In war, the cheaters live, love."
Fun fact: Tom and Rene decided back during the first Thor movie that their headcanon for their characters was that they were very close and Frigga WAS the one who taught him fighting and magic.
there is nothing i dont love about this
I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD
I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT
LOOK AT THIS
FUCKING LOOK AT THIS
THERE IS NO HEAD HOLE
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS
im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you
NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC
people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
ok guys so i just had a breakthrough
so in the beginning of the song pompeii by bastille it sounds like theyre saying eheu a bunch of times well eheu is latin for ‘alas’ or ‘oh no’
and iM STILL LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE ITS CALLED POMPEII AND MOUNT VESUVIUS DESTROYED THE FUCKIN CITY OF COURSE THEY WOULD BE SAYING OH NO